#pregnancy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnancy




Doing the limbo under a razor pendulum is a lot cheaper than having a caesarian in a hospital.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #pendulum #pregnancy #funny

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.


Christine Feehan


#pregnancy #change

Of all the guile! How can you be objective? You have no perspective! You’re only 16!


David Paul Kirkpatrick


#teenage-love #love

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.


Nora Ephron


#chapters #cut #last #pregnancy #two

Contraceptives have a proven track record of enhancing the health of women and children, preventing unintended pregnancy, and reducing the need for abortion.


Louise Slaughter


#children #enhancing #health #need #pregnancy

As indicated by the increase in maternal mortality in 2010, right now it's more dangerous to give birth in California than in Kuwait or Bosnia. Amnesty International reports that women in [the United States] have a higher risk of dying due to pregnancy complications than women in forty-nine other countries (black women are almost four times as likely to die as white women). The United States spends more than any other country on maternal health care, yet our risk of dying or coming close to death during pregnancy or in childbirth remains unreasonably high.


Jessica Valenti


#maternity-care #pregnancy #death

When you create a soul, plant the seeds of love with your thoughts, words, and actions . The soul flourishes among the flow-ers of love.


Revathi Sankaran


#motherhood #pregnancy #prenatal #prenatal-education #education

We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out.


Gregory Maguire


#melena #mother #pregnancy #wicked #life

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.


Roberto Hogue


#love #marriage #pregnancy #procreation #relationships

Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed out. “Are you freaking kidding me! If you have sex, you use protection. It’s that simple. This shit doesn’t have to happen! This is nothing but carelessness. It’s irresponsible. It’s unforgivable.” “Burnett!” Holiday rolled her eyes at Kylie and frowned. The fae knew exactly what Kylie was up to now. But Kylie wasn’t finished yet. “Maybe we should put a rule in place. Any male who impregnates a girl should be neutered.” “Enough,” Holiday snapped. “Actually, that’s not a bad plan!” he growled. “Burnett!” Holiday said in a stern voice. “Shut up before you embarrass yourself more than you already have.” When the vampire looked at Holiday, she continued, “Kylie didn’t buy the pregnancy tests for Miranda. She bought them for me.” Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. “Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?” she bit out.


C.C. Hunter


#humour #kylie #pregnancy-test #sex-precaution #doctor-who