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There are things so horrible that even the dark is afraid of them. Most people don't know this and this is just as well because the world could not really operate if everyone stayed in bed with the blankets over their head, which is what would happen if people knew what horrors lay a shadow's width away.


Terry Pratchett


#dark #discworld #equal-rites #horror #terry-pratchett

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.


Terry Pratchett


#fiction #going-postal #inspirational #marketing #terry-pratchett

It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.


Terry Pratchett


#hogfather #humor #terry-pratchett #humor

Some police forces would believe anything. Not the Metropolitan police, though. The Met was the hardest, most cynically pragmatic, most stubbornly down-to-earth police force in Britain. It would take a lot to phase a copper from the Met. It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles an hour. That would do it every time.


Terry Pratchett


#good-omens #humor #neil-gaiman #terry-pratchett #humor

That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.


Terry Pratchett


#pratchett #quote #men

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.


Terry Pratchett


#hat #pratchett #sky #terry #sky






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