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I was asked to be in the last two 'Harry Potter' films and I couldn't do it because I was busy filming 'Grey's Anatomy.'


Kevin McKidd


#asked #because #busy #filming #films

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #james-potter #remus-lupin #sirius-black #snape

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.


J.K. Rowling


#business

Dear Ron, and Harry if you're there, "I hope everything went all right and that Harry is okay and that you didn't do anything illegal to get him out, Ron, because that would get Harry into trouble, too. I've been really worried and if Harry is all right, will you please let me know at once, but perhaps it would be better if you used a different owl, because I think another delivery might finish your one off. I'm very busy with my schoolwork, of course' ---'and we're going to London next Wednesday to buy my new books. Why don't we meet in Diagon Alley? Let me know what's happening as soon as you can. Love from Hermione.


J.K. Rowling


#harrypotter #hermione-granger #ocinej #potter #ron-weasley

I think I'd better do the actual stealing," Hermione continued in a matter-of-fact tone. "You two will be expelled if you get into anymore trouble, and I've got a clean record. So all of you need to do is cause enough mayhem to keep Snape busy for five minutes or so.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione #ronweasly #business

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.


J.K. Rowling


#death

You'll stay with me?' Until the very end,' said James.


J.K. Rowling


#final #goodbye #harry-potter #lupin #parents

I'm going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don't think I don't know how this might end. I've known it for years.


J.K. Rowling


#death

Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?" "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?" "I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.


J.K. Rowling


#dursley #hagrid #harry-potter #humor #pig

Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?


J.K. Rowling


#humor #death






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