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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.


George Brett


#sports #funny

Discouraged? As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-baseline, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a smile. “Really,” I said. “I have to say you don’t look very discouraged.” “Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. “Why should we be discouraged? We haven’t been up to bat yet.


Jack Canfield


#motivational #sports #home

Love is a violent recreational sport. Proceed at your own risk. Helmets, armor, and steel-toe boots are required by law.


H.C. Paye


#broken-heart #helmets #law #love #risk

I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'll spread through sports. And show business, too! Wouldn't you like to see a guy jump up on stage and stab some famous singer? Especially a real shitty pop singer? Maybe they'll even start stabbing comedians. Fuck it, I'm ready! I never perform without my can of mace. I have a switchblade knife, too. I'll cut your eye out and go right on telling jokes.


George Carlin


#humor #sports #business

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.


Tiger Woods


#basketball #black #dressed #golf #hockey

Someone who doesn't make the (Olympic) team might weep and collapse. In my day no one fell on the track and cried like a baby. We lost gracefully. And when someone won, he didn't act like he'd just become king of the world, either. Athletes in my day were simply humble in our victory. I believe we were more mature then...Maybe it's because the media puts so much pressure on athletes; maybe it's also the money. In my day we competed for the love of the sport...In my day we patted the guy who beat us on the back, wished him well, and that was it.


Louis Zamperini


#sports #sportsmanship #track #love

He was working that charm right now on the trainer who kneeled before him and touched his thigh as though it were the thigh of David, Michelangelo’s glorious statue come to life right here on court.


A.G. Starling


#contemporary-romance #david #game #love #michelangelo

The game (baseball)was a custom of his clan, and it gave outlet for the homicidal and sides-taking instincts which Babbitt called “patriotism” and “love of sport.


Sinclair Lewis


#masculinity #sports #love

Without self-discipline, success is impossible, period.


Lou Holtz


#self-discipline #sports #inspirational

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.


Michael Thomas Ford


#love






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