#pope

Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up. ↗

— Michael Moore

#any #chicks #dixie #got #our time

We like security: we like the pope to be infallible in matters of faith, and grave doctors to be so in moral questions so that we can feel reassured. ↗

— Blaise Pascal

#faith #feel #grave #infallible #like

He knows the tax code as thoroughly as the pope knows the Lord's Prayer. ↗

— William Proxmire

#knows #lord #pope #prayer #tax

My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. ↗

— Pablo Picasso

#became #become #general #i #instead

The pope dies, you get another pope. ↗

— Dino De Laurentiis

#dies #get #pope #you

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope. ↗

— Pope John XXIII

#am #begin #completely #decide #happens

June 2005 is the five year anniversary of the debut of Battle Pope. ↗

— Robert Kirkman

#battle #debut #five #june #pope

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#advice #anything #knows #pope #sex

The Pope? How many divisions has he got? ↗

— Joseph Stalin

#got #how #many #pope

War can condition a person to be resilient, tolerant, dependable, strong, and capable of so much more than one who had experienced nothing of it; it can bring out the very best in us, but also the very worst. Where is it, I ask, the proper conduit through which a soldier should be raised from whence they would become an upstanding citizen of the world, instead of a single country? ↗

— Mike Norton

#christian #citizen #communism #compassion #country