#poo

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. ↗

— Dave Matthes

#bastard #booze #comedy #conditioner #crack

Give and receive; give big and receive big; give freely and receive freely; give poorly and receive poorly. ↗

— Israelmore Ayivor

#free #freely #generous #generousity #give

A few years ago, kids from poor areas in France were asked to draw items of food. For a chicken, they drew a drumstick. For a fish, they drew a fish stick. Those are extremes, but there is a lot that needs to be done to help children discover good food. ↗

— Joel Robuchon

#areas #asked #chicken #children #discover

I think that, people are people. That's why the way I treat the lady working in the deli who slices my ham is the same way I treat my friend who drives a Chrysler. That's why the way I treat the guy who packs my groceries is the same way I treat my rich friends. Because people are people. Some are rich and some are poor, and they're all people. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#life-and-living #people #rich-and-poor #inspirational

Faith, Hope & Love,..But LOVE❤ is the most important and the driving force of our universe. Rest assure...In the end it will conquer all! www.bullyingben.com ↗

— Timothy Pina

#poor-abe #inspirational

Only the lame could love and only the maimed could mourn ↗

— Kate Forsyth

#love #the-pool-of-two-moons #witches-of-eileanan #inspirational

Sometimes people swallow things out of devotion or fidelity to a cause, as in the case of strategists and spies who make their way through enemy lines and then poop their war secrets at the foot of Napoleon. ↗

— Mary Cappello

#inspirational

Do you really want to be happy? You can begin by being appreciative of who you are and what you've got. ↗

— Benjamin Hoff

#taoism #winnie-the-pooh #inspirational

Reading leads to knowledge,knowledge leads to empowerment. Empowerment leads to greatness...you want to be great don't you? www.bullyingben.com ↗

— Timothy Pina

#inspirational #poor-abe #inspirational

Despair will control your life...as far as you let it. Don't let it control your life at all! www.bullyingben.com ↗

— Timothy Pina

#poor-abe #inspirational