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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.


Kathy Griffin


#autobiography #biography #called #central #comedy

The devil had as good have let Paul alone, for he no sooner comes into prison but he falls a preaching, at which the gates of Satan's prison fly open, and poor sinners come forth.


William Gurnall


#come #comes #devil #falls #fly

If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did.


Steve Guttenberg


#could #did #doctor #down #drink

I've had two callers ask, 'Did you ever work for someone who is poorer than you are?' Their idea is it takes a rich person to give you a job because jobs are something that are given to you, an inferior, from on high.


John Hall


#because #did #ever #give #given

More negatives write than call. It's a cheap shot for me to go on the air with the critical letters or E-mail I get because the reaction of the listeners is always an instantaneous expression of sympathy for me and contempt for the poor critic.


John Hall


#always #because #call #cheap #contempt

There are but two places where all go after death, white and black, rich and poor; those places are Heaven and Hell. Heaven is a place made for those, who are born again, and who love God, and it is a place where they will be happy for ever.


Jupiter Hammon


#again #be happy #black #born #death

Using the commons as a cesspool does not harm the general public under frontier conditions, because there is no public, the same behavior in a metropolis is unbearable.


Garrett Hardin


#behavior #cesspool #commons #conditions #does

My argument is that War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading.


Thomas Hardy


#good #history #makes #peace #poor

People who are much too sensitive to demand of cripples that they run races ask of the poor that they get up and act just like everyone else in the society.


Michael Harrington


#ask #cripples #demand #else #everyone

To be born in Wales, not with a silver spoon in your mouth, but, with music in your blood and with poetry in your soul, is a privilege indeed.


Brian Harris


#born #indeed #mouth #music #poetry