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One night I was standing on Third Avenue playing my guitar, when this big Irish policeman came strolling by, and stopped to listen to my singing and playing. When I was done, he politely handed me a ticket for disturbing the peace, while at the same time telling me how much he liked my voice. I wish I still had that ticket.


Frank Stallone


#big #came #disturbing #done #guitar

When the penalty for a policeman's mistake is to put a criminal back out on the street, then we are hurting America; we are hurting our law-abiding citizens.


Gary Bauer


#back #citizens #criminal #hurting #law-abiding

You'd never have a motorcycle policeman out on the Indian reservation.


Alex Cox


#motorcycle #never #out #policeman #reservation

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me.


Simon Cowell


#broke #burglar #caught #criminal #got

There is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#nothing #policeman #than

What you do as a policeman might be the right thing to do, but it's not entertaining. I left that behind me.


Dennis Farina


#entertaining #i #left #me #might

I'm from Chicago. My grandfather was a policeman, and my aunts are married to policemen.


Robin Tunney


#chicago #grandfather #i #married #policeman

A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.


Billy Wilder


#midwife #must #policeman #psychoanalyst

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.


Brendan Behan


#i #make #never #policeman #seen

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.


Charlie Chaplin


#girl #i #make #need #park






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