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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #police




Unquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous. Yet I felt it was quite natural to jump at the task. After all, if you don't like action and excitement, you don't go into police work. And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!


Eliot Ness


#after #dangerous #excitement #felt #figured

In an era when information can be sent instantaneously anywhere, it is utterly nonsensical that our Nation's police, the fire, and EMS personnel cannot consistently communicate with each other.


Bill Pascrell


#cannot #communicate #consistently #each #era

If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center.


Tupac Shakur


#buy #center #department #family #get

The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger.


Jarod Kintz


#dagger #death #framed #guilt #guilty

The cops came by and said my nemesis had been poisoned, shot, stabbed, beaten, hung, drowned, and subjected to Gilbert Gottfried’s voice at a high decibel level. “Ah,” I said, “so you suspect his death was a suicide.”



Jarod Kintz


#death #funny #humor #nemesis #police

Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?


Kurt Vonnegut


#freedom #gagged #living #more #nothing

I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22



Jarod Kintz


#cops #funny #humor #mustache #police

Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?" "Yeah. We were both-" "Have I died yet?


David Wong


#died-yet #funny #john #police #funny

Great idea," I said. "Call the police. Call the fucking police.


Ava Gardner


#fighting #frank-sinatra #humor #police #humor

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car


Judy Gold


#police #wisdom #humor






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