#poker

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning. ↗

— Wilford Brimley

#fit #i #into #know #learning

I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to dissuade me because it's a seedy gritty world. Listen, I've played till 4 in the morning. I've played with a half million dollars on the table. ↗

— Jennifer Tilly

#boyfriend #dollars #gritty #half #i

ESPN has this problem with sports, it's impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments. ↗

— Drew Curtis

#espn #fill #hours #impossible #like

I am very driven. I work really hard, whether it's acting or my charity or even poker. When I focus on something I give it my all. ↗

— Shannon Elizabeth

#am #charity #driven #even #focus

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ↗

— Steven Wright

#died #four #full #got #house

Poker is meant to be enjoyed. ↗

— Chris Moneymaker

#meant #meant to be #poker

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker. ↗

— Mary Austin

#how #i #know #learned #much

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#being #billion #casinos #dollars #just

Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game. ↗

— Doyle Brunson

#hands #ninety #percent #poker #shown

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. ↗

— Drew Carey

#like #losing #play #poker #pot