#plumber

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. ↗

— Woody Allen

#god #only #plumber #sunday #try

I wanted to be a plumber. ↗

— Robert Goulet

#plumber #wanted

I never planned on being a plumber. ↗

— Scott Caan

#i #never #planned #plumber

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. ↗

— Artie Lange

#all day #because #dates #day #drives

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#cleveland #fit #forward #however #legislation

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman. ↗

— Bela Lugosi

#else #every #mad #plumber #salesman

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#pipes #plumber #source #their #traces

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights. ↗

— James Denton

#called #cat #desperate #fights #interested

Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I'm saying? ↗

— Obie Trice

#factory #feel #i #music #plumber

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. ↗

— Shaun White

#city #dad #fixing #glamorous #mom