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I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?


Janet Evanovich


#mystery #stephanie-plum #funny

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie


Janet Evanovich


#janet-evanovich #ranger #stephanie-plum #funny

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #plumbing #humor

I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?


Janet Evanovich


#stephanie-plum #life

From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school." Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli


Janet Evanovich


#money

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.


Janet Evanovich


#aspiration

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.


Woody Allen


#god #only #plumber #sunday #try

I wanted to be a plumber.


Robert Goulet


#plumber #wanted

I never planned on being a plumber.


Scott Caan


#i #never #planned #plumber

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.


Colin Firth


#between #drunken #plumbing #problem #singing






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