#plan

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#called #citizens #house #illegal #illegal immigrants

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#highways #important #important job #job #keeping

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#clown #gogh #i #like #look

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#average #board #charles #dart #day

Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership. ↗

— Jeff Miller

#democrats #future #leadership #plan #sense

I, in fact, have been involved in the construction of and the management of wastewater treatment plants. ↗

— Jeff Miller

#construction #fact #i #in fact #involved

Having achieved such signal successes in the east, Russia and Roumania being both disposed of, the German leaders planned a campaign designed to crush Italy. ↗

— Kelly Miller

#being #both #campaign #crush #designed

I always wanted to know what lens they were on, how close they were. I didn't do it with a plan in mind, but I would instinctively gear what I was doing toward what lenses they were using. ↗

— Donna Mills

#close #doing #gear #how #i

I would have gone to law school, or gotten a psychology degree. I wasn't interested in sleeping on a futon forever. And what happened is I walked into auditions, and I had nothing to lose, because I had a backup plan. ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#backup #because #degree #forever #gone

All in all, it's been a wonderful, wonderful ride. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. ↗

— Teena Marie

#been #i #plan #ride #soon