#pizza

Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around. ↗

— Anna Quindlen

#dough #ideas #like #made #pizza

No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza. ↗

— Michelle Malkin

#circle #how #inner #like #looks

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. ↗

— Charles Pierce

#lover #perfect #pizza #turns #who

Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes. ↗

— Amy Neftzger

#humourous #pizza #humor

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! ↗

— Madeline Oles

#humor #pizza #food

I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from? ↗

— Duffy Brown

#comedy #funny #humor #mystery #pizza