#pizza

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! ↗

— Jay Leno

#average #average people #ever #fat #first

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#anybody #else #hut #more #pizza

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ↗

— Mike Royko

#cheating #hating #income #income tax #mothers

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place. ↗

— Curt Schilling

#gas station #had #high #high school #i

As Andy says, being in this band in the early 1980s made you feel like you were part of a pizza. We were always one of the band, one of Duran Duran, or one of the Taylors. ↗

— Roger Andrew Taylor

#andy #band #being #duran #early

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. ↗

— Alessandra Ambrosio

#drink #i #little #need #perfect

Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around. ↗

— Anna Quindlen

#dough #ideas #like #made #pizza

No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza. ↗

— Michelle Malkin

#circle #how #inner #like #looks

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. ↗

— Charles Pierce

#lover #perfect #pizza #turns #who

Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes. ↗

— Amy Neftzger

#humourous #pizza #humor