#pith

Merlin's pants! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humorous #death

Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs! ↗

— P.C. Cast

#male-beauty #melia #sex-appeal #warrior-rising #beauty

Where our knowledge of beauty harmonizes with the ludus naturae, sorcery begins. No, not spoon-bending or horoscopy, not the Golden Dawn or make-believe shamanism, astral projection or the Satanic Mass--if it's mumbo jumbo you want go for the real stuff, banking, politics, social science--not that weak blavatskian crap. ↗

— Hakim Bey

#beauty

If anyone says that the best life of all is to sail the sea, and then adds that I must not sail upon a sea where shipwrecks are a common occurrence and there are often sudden storms that sweep the helmsman in an adverse direction, I conclude that this man, although he lauds navigation, really forbids me to launch my ship. ↗

— Lucius Annaeus Seneca

#hypocrisy #pith #education

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

ohmygoodNESS! ↗

— P.C. Cast

#humor #vampires #humor

Fuck a zombie! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#epithet #swearing #family

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Mousedung! ↗

— Erin Hunter

#insults #put-downs #insult

Alec muttered a retort into his coffee. It rhymed with something that sounded a lot more like "ducking glass mole. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#coffee