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If the pirate with a scarf had been more poetically minded he’d have thought that her eyes were like a thousand emeralds, glittering in a far-off pirate treasure chest. But he wasn’t, so he just thought that she had really really green eyes, a bit like seaweed.


Gideon Defoe


#eyes #pirates #beauty

I've been doing a lot of thinking" "Uh-Oh, Thinking. That's a dangerous business!


Justin Somper


#jacoby #vampirates #business

I have never cared about setting world records, or filling my boat with fish, or, for that matter, even catching fish. I go for the experience of spending six hours in the arms of the ocean, never thinking of a single thing except chasing fish.


Jimmy Buffett


#experience

We're so determined to help those we love that we lose all perspective


Justin Somper


#love

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red.


Eiichiro Oda


#one-piece #pirates #respect #respect

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.


Johnny Depp


#good #i #life #pirate #pretty

We wanted to step off our island and add the color of the third world. We got gold cigarette paper and stuck it around our teeth. We really did look like pirates and dressed to look the part.


Vivienne Westwood


#around #cigarette #color #did #dressed

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.


Fred Willard


#got #like #old #pirate #suddenly

I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #genitals #hilarious #humor #naughty

There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.


James Russell Lowell


#desperately #i #longer #monotonous #nothing






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