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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.


W. C. Fields


#i #never #pipes #rusts #stuff

Reading his autobiography many years later, I was astonished to find that Edward since boyhood had—not unlike Isaiah Berlin—often felt himself ungainly and ill-favored and awkward in bearing. He had always seemed to me quite the reverse: a touch dandyish perhaps but—as the saying goes—perfectly secure in his masculinity. On one occasion, after lunch in Georgetown, he took me with him to a renowned local tobacconist and asked to do something I had never witnessed before: 'try on' a pipe. In case you ever wish to do this, here is the form: a solemn assistant produces a plastic envelope and fits it over the amber or ivory mouthpiece. You then clamp your teeth down to feel if the 'fit' and weight are easy to your jaw. If not, then repeat with various stems until your browsing is complete. In those days I could have inhaled ten cigarettes and drunk three Tanqueray martinis in the time spent on such flaneur flippancy, but I admired the commitment to smoking nonetheless. Taking coffee with him once in a shopping mall in Stanford, I saw him suddenly register something over my shoulder. It was a ladies' dress shop. He excused himself and dashed in, to emerge soon after with some fashionable and costly looking bags. 'Mariam,' he said as if by way of explanation, 'has never worn anything that I have not bought for her.' On another occasion in Manhattan, after acting as a magnificent, encyclopedic guide around the gorgeous Andalusia (Al-Andalus) exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art, he was giving lunch to Carol and to me when she noticed that her purse had been lost or stolen. At once, he was at her service, not only suggesting shops in the vicinity where a replacement might be found, but also offering to be her guide and advisor until she had selected a suitable new sac à main. I could no more have proposed myself for such an expedition than suggested myself as a cosmonaut, so what this says about my own heterosexual confidence I leave to others.


Christopher Hitchens


#autobiography #carol-blue #edward-said #georgetown-washington #heterosexuality

If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad.


Jerome K. Jerome


#humour #learning #music #men

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.


Arthur Baer


#pipes #plumber #source #their #traces

Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets.


Anthony Burgess


#commerce #easy #fashion #jackets #meat

An abundant supply of excellent water, forming a volume equal in bulk to the human body, is conveyed by one of these pipes, and distributed about the city, where it is used by the inhabitants for drink and other purposes.


Hernando Cortes


#abundant #body #bulk #city #conveyed

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.


John W. Gardner


#activity #because #exalted #excellence #good

I consider myself a D.I.Y. home improvement guy. In a prior life, I completely gutted a house - redid the plumbing, wiring, moved sewage pipes, knocked down walls, everything.


Gary Locke


#consider #down #everything #guy #home

Others are keen to see if natives other than us live better than we do, without heat in pipes, ice in boxes, sunshine in bulbs, music on disks, or images gliding over a pale screen.


Ella Maillart


#boxes #bulbs #disks #gliding #heat

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.


Patton Oswalt


#had #i #inside #me #novel






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