#pimp

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. ↗

— Jack Nicholson

#earned #every #gross-out #high #high school

I mean the terrorists are - are like a pimple, like a boil. They'll go away. ↗

— Pat Robertson

#boil #go #go away #i #like

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #criminals #everyone #favorite #mine

As an actor you have one great fear: pimples! ↗

— Jonathan Brandis

#fear #great #pimples #you

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? ↗

— Molly Harper

#little-old-lady #pimp-slapped #dating

Yes, and I had pimples so badly it used to make me so shy. I used not to look at myself. I'd hide my face in the dark, I wouldn't want to look in the mirror and my father teased me and I just hated it and I cried everyday. ↗

— Michael Jackson

#cried #dark #everyday #face #father

I have so often been asked the question: "But how did you come to think of The Scarlet Pimpernel?" And my answer has always been: "It was God's will that I should." And to you moderns, who perhaps do not believe as I do, I will say, "In the chain of my life, there were so many links, all of which tended towards bringing me to the fulfillment of my destiny. ↗

— Emmuska Orczy

#chain-of-life #destiny #god #god-s-will #life

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#basketball #black #dressed #golf #hockey

Pimps make the best librarians. ↗

— Avi Steinberg

#pimps #librarians

Hers was the perfect love that dwells on the other's happiness, and not on its own. She knew that, though for the time being he would find bliss and oblivion in her arms, he would soon repine in inactivity whilst others fought for that which he held sublime. ↗

— Emmuska Orczy

#diogenes #laughing-cavalier #scarlet-pimpernel #series #love