#pig

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #men #women #humor

How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet "You don't spell it...you feel it." - Pooh ↗

— A.A. Milne

#piglet #pooh-bear #winnie-the-pooh #love

Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#eat #edible #good #man #pig

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#come #go #into #lawsuit #machine

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. ↗

— Mariah Carey

#going #happen #i #jennifer #jennifer lopez

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. ↗

— Cornelia Funke

#dog #guinea #guinea pig #hairy #horses

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#make #pig #put #wings #you

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#ballet #ballet dancer #dancer #farm #good

Why do we pigeonhole and label an artist? It is a sure way of missing the important, the contradictory, the things that make him or her unique. ↗

— Lukas Foss

#contradictory #her #him #important #label

The reason the contracts are so long is because actors are very spontaneous; we may want to do Shakespeare one day and be Porky Pig the next! ↗

— Jorja Fox

#contracts #day #long #may #next