#pickup

Fackelmann claimed to have started a Log just to keep track of Kite's attempted pickup lines -- surefire lines like e.g. 'You're the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen, the first most beautiful woman I've ever seem being former Bristish Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher,' and 'If you came home with me I'm unusually confident that I could achieve an erection,' and said that if Kite wasn't still cherry at twenty-three and a half it was proof of some kind of divine-type grace. ↗

— David Foster Wallace

#humor #pickup-lines #beauty

I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings. ↗

— Julie James

#flirtation #humor #pickup-line #humor

I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks. We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of Democrats. ↗

— Howard Dean

#beat #broad #bush #candidate #confederate

Hey, I'm just looking for an excuse to retire so I can play summer league baseball, go coach my nephews, play pickup basketball. I've always had that ability to move on to the next thing. ↗

— Doug Flutie

#always #baseball #basketball #coach #excuse

Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures. ↗

— Alex Cox

#career #doing #hollywood #negative #pickup

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare. ↗

— Jenny McCarthy

#glance #just #line #need #pickup

We played soccer a lot with our friends and at school. We weren't on an official team or anything, but we'd definitely be up for it in gym or in after-school pickup games where we live. ↗

— Mary-Kate Olsen

#anything #definitely #friends #games #gym

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. ↗

— Solomon Ortiz

#friends #give #got #mean #more

Pickup lines are a major turn-off, they don't work on me and I tune them out. It's better to just be honest. ↗

— Kim Smith

#honest #i #just #just be #lines

I always use the same pick-up line: I dial the phone number and when she picks up I say, “So aside from me, are there any other guys you’re talking to right now?” I get some good use out of it before she changes to an unlisted number. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #pickup-lines #stalking #change