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#phil

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The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.


Terry Pratchett


#philosophy #terry-pratchett #wintersmith #humor

You know, if a waitress asks me if I want ketchup with my fries, I’ll reply, “No thanks, I’ll just drink water.” And that’s not just a statement about table etiquette; it’s a personal quote that accurately reflects my moral and philosophical belief system.


Jarod Kintz


#non-sequitur #philosophy #funny

In an out-of-body experience, your astral projection comes down to gloat. In insanity, your mind goes to a nudist colony. In philanthropy, your soul ascends to purgatory.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #insanity #philanthropy #experience

Sending love letters to first-graders will teach them lessons in cursive. But writing back will test their commitment.


Bauvard


#humor #love #pedophilia #funny

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.


Sandra Chami Kassis


#life #philosophy #quotes #truth #wisdom-inspirational

To be, or not to be: what a question!


E.A. Bucchianeri


#faust #funny #humor #marlowe #philosophical-humor

We didn’t-?” I whisper, my mouth drying in mortified horror as I can’t complete the question. I stare at my hands. “Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive,” he says dryly.


E.L. James


#anastasia #anastasia-steele #christian #christian-grey #e-l-james

Sometimes the smartest thing to do is to feign ignorance.


Zack W. Van


#life-lessons #philosophy #funny

Man is nothing else but that which he makes of himself.


Jean-Paul Sartre


#philosophy #sartre #existentialism

Some of us teach ourselves and our children to love the superficial outer; our looks, hair, skin, clothes rather than the greater beauty that resides within whereas it is that inner beauty that really defines you and who you truly are


rassool jibraeel snyman


#philosophical #philosophy-of-life #beauty






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