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#pets

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Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping. 



Jarod Kintz


#pet #pets #sleep #sleeping #business

Daisy didn't just change our lives, she changed our destiny.


Maryam Faresh


#cats #cesar-millan #deafblind #dogs #inspirational

when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns


Charles Bukowski


#courage #pets #poem #poetry #courage

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.


Susan Donovan


#dieting #miss-piggy #muppets #rules #weight-loss

Sometimes I wait at the bottom of those dark stairs, I sit at the bottom of the stairs, I wait beyond the bottom of the stairs and listen to the sounds my wife and children make as they sleep, the sounds our animals make as they step carefully through our dreams and out the other side to polished floor and cold window. Sometimes I wait so long I become unsure if I am asleep, or awake, or dead.


Steve Rasnic Tem


#awake #children #cold-window #dead #dreams

He regarded Huginn as only slightly more dangerous than most pets, in that he understood why people had pets but harbored the paranoia they would one day eat their owners. True, it kept Eliot from even having a pet larger than his fist, but it also kept him from being kibble.


Thomm Quackenbush


#cats #dogs #paranoia #pets #dreams

We get a lot of calls where the person is murdered at home, but is not found for a period of time. And so the animals have already started to take the body apart because they haven't been fed in that period. So your evidence is being chewed up by the family pet. I tell you - Dogs are more loyal than cats. Cats will wait only a certain period of time and they'll start chewing on you. Dogs will wait a day or two before they just can't take the starving anymore. So, keep that in mind when choosing a pet. You know how a cat just stares at you, maybe at the top of the TV, from across the room? That's because they're watching to see if you're gonna stop breathing.


Connie Fletcher


#crime-scene-investigation #dogs #evidence #humor #pets

Our pets are our family.


Ana Monnar


#love #loyal #pets #family

Any man with money to make the purchase may become a dog's owner. But no man --spend he ever so much coin and food and tact in the effort-- may become a dog's Master without consent of the dog. Do you get the difference? And he whom a dog once unreservedly accepts as Master is forever that dog's God.


Albert Payson Terhune


#dogs #pets #food

You bite the hand that feeds, Speedy said. Humans don't like that. They view it as a sign of ingratitude. I never asked anyone to feed me. That doesn't seem to matter to them.


Patrick Jennings


#ethics #food #humans #pets #food






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