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#pets

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Without fail, he always signed off on these letters with love and he always included Whiskey and Bess in the list of individuals sending this love my way. At the time it made me laugh, it made me embarrassed, but as soon as I softened, as soon as I matured back into his son, I came to appreciate what he was saying -- an endearing and magnanimous reminder of how family will always be the sum of its individual members, be they human or animal.


Nick Trout


#family #pets #family

The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.


Meryl Streep


#about #being #cleans #everyone #interesting

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.


Paris Hilton


#closet #every #everything #four #garage

Tom watched with his arms folded as the life that had been within Kobe died out, and the fire continued.


Keisha Keenleyside


#cruelty #dogs #pets #sad #life

When I blow my trumpet to signal the glorious new morning, my cheeks bulge like two scoops of vanilla.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #ice-cream #trumpets #funny

6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didn't love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.


Eugene Mirman


#pets #humor

My philosophy when it came to pets was much like that of having children: You got what you got, and you loved them unconditionally regardless of whatever their personalities or flaws turned out to be.


Gwen Cooper


#love

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?


Mark Twain


#home #pets

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.


Orhan Pamuk


#dogs #pets #pets

Pet, I give you permission to be as vocal as you wish, because I am going to blow your mind in a few minutes and I want to hear how much you enjoy the ride.


Kallypso Masters


#kallypso-masters #nobody-s-angel #pets






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