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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.


Jackie Mason


#cheat #eighty #europe #married #married men

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell.


Lance Armstrong


#about #children #choice #emotionally #fight

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.


Kirstie Alley


#been #i #i can #last #last year

The booking agent had the audacity to take 10 percent, so we wound up with about $100 a week apiece.


Gregg Allman


#agent #apiece #audacity #booking #had

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.


Lauren Bacall


#each #equitable #fifty #fifty percent #getting

When I became governor, spending actually increased 28 percent my first term. Revenue increased 42 percent my first term without raising anybody's taxes. We did it because we had more taxpayers with more taxable income. That's how you get the revenue up. We did that without raising anybody's taxes.


Haley Barbour


#anybody #became #because #did #first

It's eighty percent script and twenty percent you get great actors. There's nothing else to it.


William Wyler


#else #get #great #nothing #percent

The accumulation of birthdays is the leading cause of death in the United States and other large land masses. Now while that may not be 100% accurate, it is at least 88% accurate. Actually, the last sentence itself might not have been 100% accurate, but I’m 88% sure it was. Maybe I should just brush up on fractions and percentages before making statements that are liable to hurt the funeral industry, because if birthdays aren’t killing people then it’s bad for the mortality business. And if you can’t trust somebody to die, then you can’t trust somebody. But I’m somebody you can trust. I’m at least 88% trustworthy, at least 88% of the time. 



Jarod Kintz


#accurate #birthday #death #die #fractions

Our institutions are too big; they represent not the best but the worst characteristics of human beings. By submitting to huge hierarchies of power, we gain freedom from personal responsibility for what we do and are forced to do - the seduction of it - but we lose the dignity of being real men and women. Power corrupts; attracts the worst and corrupts the best. ... Refuse to participate in evil; insist on taking part in what is healthy, generous, and responsible. Stand up, speak out, and when necessary fight back. Get down off the fence and lend a hand, grab a-hold, be a citizen - not a subject.


Edward Abbey


#ninety-nine-percent #ows #power #society #freedom

There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.


Warren Buffett


#class-warfare #economics #economics-greed #economics-money #inequality






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