#peeves

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth 'It unscrews the other way. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#j-k-rowling #mcgonagall #peeves #poltergeist #determination

I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation. ↗

— Whoopi Goldberg

#irritation #pet-peeves #pets

Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You’re killing off students, you think it’s good fun — ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#fun

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#peeves #death

Give her hell from us, Peeves. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#george-weasley #hell #mischief #peeves #umbridge

Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#funny #harry-potter #humor #peeves #please