#peanut

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. ↗

— James Goldsmith

#monkeys #pay #peanuts #you

Peanut butter is my frenemy. ↗

— Coco J. Ginger

#adventure #art #being #chance #chaos

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#humor #peanuts #humor

The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.
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— Jarod Kintz

#humor #peanuts #politics #humor

Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#cal #peanut #peeps #poisoned #scott-westerfeld

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#big #down #down the road #how #hugely

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. ↗

— Dorothy Salisbury Davis

#monkeys #peanuts #sell #soul #your

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. ↗

— Jack Black

#i #jelly #make #mean #peanut

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. ↗

— Mario Diaz-Balart

#i #i can #make #peanut #peanut butter

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend. ↗

— Dianne Wiest

#butter #chocolate #i #i love #just