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#pants

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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.


Jarvis Cocker


#got #haven #i #may #number

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.


Jackie Cooper


#beginning #could #hair #kept #legs

My show is constantly evolving... new tricks are added, old ones are dropped... so it stays fresh. But it's the randomly selected participants from the audience that make it fresh and provide some of the best comic relief.


David Copperfield


#audience #best #comic #comic relief #constantly

I don't know Bill Clinton as someone who needs to literally sexually harass a woman. I'm sure that he could have found many willing participants.


Gennifer Flowers


#bill clinton #clinton #could #found #harass

The man in gray decided to take the Glen Suite of diamonds at midnight. Provided they were still in the apartment safe and the occupants away. This he needed to know. So he watched and he waited. At half past seven he was rewarded.


Frederick Forsyth


#away #decided #diamonds #glen #gray

If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed.


Michael J. Fox


#ankles #arrested #exposure #food #get

If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.


Mel Gibson


#i #i think #me #pants #scene

I could give you some names of Workshop participants who are as good as many who are being published but haven't had the right editor recognize their merit or have not been adequately published.


James Gunn


#been #being #could #editor #give

My idol was Marilyn Monroe, who was a size 16, I think, and curvy in all the right places. I will never be stick thin. I remember a shoot where I had to get into these tiny hot pants, and I thought, 'God, I wish I hadn't eaten.'


Katherine Jenkins


#eaten #get #god #had #hadn

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.


Evel Knievel


#everything #got #hurt #i #much






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