#pants

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Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying.


James Gandolfini


#grow #horrifying #occasionally #older #pants

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


Winston Churchill


#before #chance #get #gets #halfway

The seeded draw came into being. This means that the two best players of the tournament are placed in opposite halves in the draw, and cannot possibly meet until the finals, if they come through successfully against all the rest of the participants.


Helen Wills Moody


#being #best #came #cannot #come

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.


Navjot Singh Sidhu


#between #choose #got #losing #pants

Kay Cannon was a woman I’d known from the Chicago improv world. A beautiful, strong midwestern gal who had played lots of sports and run track in college, Kay had submitted a good writing sample, but I was more impressed by her athlete’s approach to the world. She has a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn through practice, and she was comfortable being coached. Her success at the show is a testament to why all parents should make their daughters pursue team sports instead of pageants. Not that Kay couldn’t win a beauty pageant - she could, as long as for the talent competition she could sing a karaoke version of ‘Redneck Woman’ while shooting a Nerf rifle.


Tina Fey


#attitude

I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.


Jarod Kintz


#fat #funny #pants #tuna-fish #funny

I love you, I'll never stop.


Ann Brashares


#lena #sisterhood #traveling-pants #love

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.


McLean Stevenson


#doing #five #good #happy #i

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.


Theodore Roosevelt


#kick #month #most #pants #person

I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants


Kiera Cass


#pants #america