#pants

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. ↗

— Benny Hill

#could #damned #hardly #hers #hot

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. ↗

— Whitney Houston

#being #dresses #even #i #like

Do your thing and don't care if they like it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor #self-love #tina-fey #humor

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ↗

— Irvin S. Cobb

#head #merely #pants #standing #torn

The campaign against the death penalty has been - while a powerful campaign, its participants have been those who attend all of the vigils, a relatively small number of people. ↗

— Angela Davis

#attend #been #campaign #death #death penalty

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look. ↗

— Adrian Edmondson

#bras #course #get #laugh #look

Buildings designed exclusively on scientific principles will depress their occupants and constrain their creativity. ↗

— Robert Evans

#constrain #creativity #depress #designed #exclusively

And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere! ↗

— Dorothea Benton Frank

#editors #everywhere #great #know #leaves

We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down. ↗

— Lynette Fromme

#closed #doors #down #going #houses

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown. ↗

— Nelly Furtado

#baggy #big #downtown #earrings #going