#pants

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large. ↗

— Charlie Chaplin

#big #big shoes #cane #coat #contradiction

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked. ↗

— Robert Conrad

#because #character #debonair #did #found

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. ↗

— Larry David

#change #i #i can #only #pants

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. ↗

— Larry David

#involve #man #most #pants #suffer

I may have a feather duster down my pants. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#feather #i #may #pants

I got nothing. I got my shoes and my pants. I'm staying with a friend. I stop by my mother's every once in a while to get my calls. I don't want to be anywhere anybody can find me. ↗

— Marc Wallice

#anywhere #calls #every #find #friend

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't. ↗

— Patrick Warburton

#better #busy #cartoons #doing #fortune

I'm too tasteful for my pants. ↗

— Ian Williams

#pants #tasteful #too

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on. ↗

— Carnie Wilson

#feel good #get #good #pants #struggle

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. ↗

— Walter Winchell

#ever #get #kicking #long #nobody