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Being in the building with Sarah Palin that night is a transformative and oddly unsettling experience. It’s a little like having live cave-level access for the ripping-the-heart-out-with-the-bare-hands scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.


Matt Taibbi


#politics #sarah-palin #united-states #experience

I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob.


Jarod Kintz


#fear #funny #palindromes #funny

And I can see Russia from my house.


Tina Fey


#sarah-palin #humor

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.


Bill Maher


#sarah-palin #humor

She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.


Christopher Hitchens


#pornography #sarah-palin #sex-appeal #imagination

And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of course —those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape ‘kit ‘n’ stuff, But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years - whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know - actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.


Tina Fey


#evolution #feminisim #homosexuality #politics #rape

When the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act, Sarah Palin tweeted, 'Obama lies; freedom dies.' She's referring, I guess, to the freedom to go without health care when you're sick.


Richard Trumka


#affordable #care #court #dies #freedom

I actually prepared Vice President Biden for his debate in the last election. I played Sarah Palin. It's a little tough debating a woman.


Jennifer Granholm


#debate #debating #election #his #i

Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject.


Carl Hiaasen


#beat #believe #could #death #elderly

But to say that Sarah Palin and the tea party movement is responsible for vandalism or threats is just a way to dismiss the American people and, and their dissatisfaction with this health care bill.


Laura Ingraham


#american people #bill #care #dismiss #dissatisfaction






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