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I drank some too-hot coffee and scowled at him, annoyed although I couldn't remember why. The light from the lounge was leaking in, highlighting his spiky blond hair. I decided that must be it. "You really hate my hair, don't you?" he asked, a smile flickering over his lips so fast I might have imagined it. "Yeah" "Why?" I reached out to touch it, and was surprised as always to find it mostly soft. Just a little stiff in places from whatever product he used on it. It felt weird, imagining Pritkin having anything in his hair but sweat. But he must have; nobody's did that all on its own. "It's like...angry hair," I said, trying to pat it down and failing miserably. He caught my wrist. "Most people would say that suits me." "I'm not most people." "I know.


Karen Chance


#cassie-palmer #pritkin #imagination

El futuro que tendrás mañana no es el mismo futuro que tenías ayer.


Chuck Palahniuk


#palahniuk #rant #biography

Oh, for the love of backwoods babies everywhere -Katy


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#love

With a chuckle, Jack mumbled under his breath to Nick. 'It's like watching the preppy, well-bred versions of you and me trash-talking.


Julie James


#jack-pallas #julie-james #nick-mccall #love

I’m afraid of fear, men named Raef, and palindromes.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #palindrome #funny

Jack leaned over, “Ever get the impression that these women are way out of our league?” “I shot the last guy who said that to me.


Julie James


#jack-pallas #julie-james #nick-mccall #love

I couldn’t see Pritkin’s face very well, just a pale blur against the shadows, but he didn’t sound happy. Some people thought he had only one mode... pissed off. In reality, he had plenty of them. Over the past few weeks, I’d learned to tell the difference between real pissed off, impatient pissed off and scared pissed off. I suspected that this was the last kind. If so, that made two of us.


Karen Chance


#humor #karen-chance-sarcasm #pritkin #humor

I nurtured my dinomania with documentaries, delighted in the dino-themed B movies I brought home from the video store, and tore up my grandparents' backyard in my search of a perfect Triceratops nest. Never mind that the classic three-horned dinosaur never roamed central New Jersey, or that the few dinosaur fossils found in the state were mostly scraps of skeletons that had been washed out into the Cretaceous Atlantic. My fossil hunter's intuition told me there just had to be a dinosaur underneath the topsoil, and I kept excavating my pit. That is, until I got the hatchet out of my grandfather's toolshed and tried to cut down a sapling that was in my way. My parents bolted out of the house and put a stop to my excavation. Apparently, I hadn't filled out the proper permits before I started my dig.


Brian Switek


#dinosaur #excavation #hatchet #paleontologist #triceratops

Infuriated, I scrambled over him, even more furious when I saw the humored glint in his eyes. "God you tick me off." "Well at least I got you--" "Don't even finish that statement!


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#jennifer-armentrout #katy-swartz #opal #the-lux-series #humor

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.


Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #humor #humor






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