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Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Channing Gardner for a birthday party in honor of their daughter Melissa on April 19th, 1937 at half past three o'clock. Melissa: Dear Andy: Thank you for the birthday present. I have a lot of Oz books, but not 'The Lost Princess of Oz.' What made you give me that one? Sincerely yours, Melissa. Andy: I'm answering your letter about the book. When you came into second grade with that stuck-up nurse, you looked like a lost princess. Melissa: I don't believe what you wrote. I think my mother told your mother to get that book. I like the pictures more than the words. Now let's stop writing letters.


A.R. Gurney


#birthday-party #letter-writing #princess #wizard-of-oz #love

Never once in your days will you ever be loved by all


Aaron Ozee


#aaron-ozee #goodreads #ozee #www-goodreads-com #love

Don't ever worry about winning something, for as along as you have your true love at your side, you have already won


Aaron Ozee


#aaron-ozee #goodreads #ozee #www-goodreads-com #love

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.


Dave Matthes


#bastard #booze #comedy #conditioner #crack

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us.


Franz Kafka


#book #frozen #must #sea #us

It can't be anyone but you I understand the reason now Like an angel gently descending, You taught me the meaning of living on earth Whispering,"I want you to protect me," You supported my heart


Kozue Chiba


#kozue-chiba #love #love

Remember what one of our philosophers once said, 'In the human heart there is a perpetual generation of passions, such that the ruin of one is almost always the foundation of another.


Richard Castle


#inspirational #inspirational

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men are sexy, chocolate is the best medicine, BIG books are better, cats secretly rule the planet, and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#books #cartoons #cats #chocolate #frozen-yogurt

It can't be anyone but you I always wondered why A million "thank you"'s piled up And before I knew it, it was love I was in love with you


Kozue Chiba


#inspirational #kozue-chiba #love #inspirational

It'll work, if God, wind, leads, ice, snow, and all the hells of this damned frozen land are willing.


Matthew Henson


#frozen #god #hells #ice #land






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