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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.


Earl Wilson


#being #courage #death #knows #only

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.


Paul Valery


#everything #god #made #nothing #nothingness

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple.



Jarod Kintz


#bald #baldness #bond #bonding #eyebrows

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.


Peter Baynham


#cool #feels #mad #quite #shadows

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.


Jim McMahon


#know #knows #lots #nobody #owner

She just threatened to throw the next man who shoots at you out the window. Megan is awake. She offered to help. God, Trent, what is it with you and women?


Kim Harrison


#into-the-woods #jenks #the-hollows #trent-kalamack #humor

The bristling eyebrows shot up in mock surprise. Mesmerized, the boy watched them disappear under the hanging thatch of white hair. There, almost coyly, they remained just out of sight for a moment, before suddenly descending with a terrible finality and weight.


Jonathan Stroud


#humor #wit #humor

People ask why are you so strange and I always reply why are you so normal...


Shadowstorm Norwicca


#shadowstorm #humor

Fancies are like shadows...you can't cage them, they're such wayward, dancing things.


L.M. Montgomery


#fantasy #imagination #shadows #writing #imagination

If you dont have any shadows you're not in the light


Lady Gaga


#meaningful #shadows #inspirational






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