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#otter

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His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard. I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor

I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #magic #humor

She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Potter has been crossing lines ever since he first arrived at this school...


J.K. Rowling


#humor #newspaper #rita-skeeter #snape #humor

Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!” “There won’t be any need for that,” said Harry hastily.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #humor

After all this time?' 'Always,' said Snape.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #lily #lily-potter #love #memory

After all this time?" "Always," said Snape.


J.K. Rowling


#lily #love #patronus #romance #snape

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.


Cecil Rhodes


#englishman #first #life #lottery #prize

The ones that love us never really leave us.


J.K. Rowling


#love

Oh no, I'd love to go with you as friends!" said Luna, beaming as he had never seen her beam before. "Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?


J.K. Rowling


#half-blood #harry #lovegood #luna #party

The ones we love never truly leave us.


J.K. Rowling


#love






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