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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #ostrich
I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich. ↗
— Pierre Salinger
#emotional #emotions #i #i do #my own
I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades. ↗
— Jarod Kintz
#decades #eggs #food #future #leftovers
A writer may tell me that he thinks man will ultimately become an ostrich. I cannot properly contradict him. ↗
— Thomas Malthus
#cannot #contradict #him #i #man
He behaved like an ostrich and put his head in the sand, thereby exposing his thinking parts. ↗
— George Carman
#exposing #head #his #like #ostrich
You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? ↗
— Warren Ellis
#middle-age #ostrich #tantric-sex #age