#ostrich

He behaved like an ostrich and put his head in the sand, thereby exposing his thinking parts. ↗

— George Carman

#exposing #head #his #like #ostrich

You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? ↗

— Warren Ellis

#middle-age #ostrich #tantric-sex #age

I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich. ↗

— Pierre Salinger

#emotional #emotions #i #i do #my own

I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
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— Jarod Kintz

#decades #eggs #food #future #leftovers

A writer may tell me that he thinks man will ultimately become an ostrich. I cannot properly contradict him. ↗

— Thomas Malthus

#cannot #contradict #him #i #man