#orgasm

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. ↗

— Woody Allen

#reborn #life

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#sex #love

You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to. ↗

— Katie Ashley

#love #orgasm #sweet #love

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. ↗

— Malcolm Muggeridge

#cross #intercourse #orgasm #religion #salvation

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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— Jarod Kintz

#deception #funny #hermaphrodites #humor #lie

We rehearse for the big death through the little death of orgasm, through erotic living. Death as transfiguration ↗

— Peter Redgrove

#eros #orgasm #sex #death

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ↗

— Betty Friedan

#housekeeping #orgasm #sex #sexuality #women

I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #orgasms #funny

Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an excellent way to ensure the only place you will ever see her again is in depressing memories. ↗

— Stephen Moles

#love #mirrors #orgasms #relationships #sex