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They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. Perhaps that’s why it takes me 18 seconds to sneeze.


Jarod Kintz


#orgasm #sneeze #funny

As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays of sun before dusk… “Do you want me to make you come?” “Is that a trick question?


Dianna Hardy


#fun-love #humor #humour #orgasm #passion

Great spiritual teachers throughout the ages have stated that orgasm is the closest some people come to a spiritual experience because of the momentary loss of self. Why is this true? Because with spiritual sex, you move beyond orgasm into a connection with yourself, your partner, and the divine — recognizing them all as one.


Alexandra Katehakis


#orgasm #spiritual #age

BEL-IMPERIA: Oh let me go; for in my troubled eyes Now may'st thou read that life in passion dies. HORATIO: Oh stay a while, and I will die with thee; So shalt thou yield, and yet have conquered me.


Thomas Kyd


#orgasm #sex #beauty

THIS is the story of an orgasm. Or it could be said this is the story of an orgasm that never was, and then was, and once it was, it's the story of all the ripples it set in motion. It's the reiteration of the total fecundity slam dance, Big Bang Explosion that created the world.


Sharon Weil


#donny-and-ursula #donny-and-ursula-save-the-world #fecundity #orgasm #ripples

The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain storm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going to get: a clean and crisp, both sweet and refreshing experience. But rainstorms were unpredictable, they were riddled with surprises, messy and wet; they were something you had no control over.


Madeline Sheehan


#orgasm #sex #experience

It must be something voluntary, something self induced - like getting drunk, or talking yourself into believing some piece of foolishness because it happens to be in the Scriptures. And then look at their idea of what's normal. Believe it or not, a normal human being is one who can have an orgasm and is adjusted to society. It's unimaginable! No question about what you do with your orgasms. No question about the quality of your feelings and thoughts and perceptions. And then what about the society you're supposed to be adjusted to? Is it a mad society or a sane one? And even if it's pretty sane, is it right that anybody should be completely adjusted to it?


Aldous Huxley


#freedom #ideas #orgasm #society #freedom

Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones.


Jarod Kintz


#friendship #orgasms #friendship

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.


Woody Allen


#reborn #life

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.


Chuck Palahniuk


#sex #love






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