#ombies

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The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face.


Max Brooks


#monkey #zombies #humor

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit.


Daniel W. Drezner


#politics #zombies #humor

Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti.


Ryan Mecum


#humor #zombies #humor

She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper.


Cedric Nye


#death #grim-reaper #hell #horror #madness

Can’t call ‘em zombies anymore,” sighed Manny. He seemed almost wistful. “Now we gotta be all politically correct. It’s like the Cold Wars never happened.


David S.E. Zapanta


#necrophobia #political-correctness #rebirth #undead #zombies

I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie.


Ian McClellan


#media #political #politics #satire #zombies

I went for the door and opened it, not wanting to see how much this corpse was willing to destroy to get into my bedroom. His body probably would’ve crumbled to pieces before he got in, and I had no clue how to get dead guy out of the carpet.


Kelly Hashway


#necromancers #paranormal-ya #zombies #death

I was very athletic when I was younger and I am a very competitive person, so I never give up.


Izabella Scorupco


#going #just #keep #shooting #them

Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.


Ryan Mecum


#haiku #horror #humor #zombies #humor

Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?


Carrie Harris


#zombies #skepticism