#ombies

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My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.


George A. Romero


#dislike #humans #i #lies #most

The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face.


Max Brooks


#monkey #zombies #humor

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.


Scott Westerfeld


#funny #humor #parasites #vampires #zombies

Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind." Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#paranormal #zombies #humor

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine

Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti.


Ryan Mecum


#humor #zombies #humor

I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass, connections to forge, ups and downs and tears and whirlwinds. It was an ordeal, an exercise in agony, but it was alive. The new love is simpler. Easier. But small.


Isaac Marion


#humor #love #zombies #love

I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie.


Ian McClellan


#media #political #politics #satire #zombies

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.


Mira Grant


#virus #zombie #zombies #biology

They were all looking at him with an unpronounceable hunger. Actually it was a lot like the faces you see in porn, but with less certainty of the course of action. It was as if they couldn't decide whether to fuck him first, and then eat him, or the other way around. Except that probably wouldn't work as well.


Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love