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They say a happy childhood is a lousy preparation for life. Kids who spend their playground days fat, ginger or gay know the truth. The world has always been full of vicious predators. For plenty of people this carnage and savagery is business as usual.


Adam Baker


#gay #life #zombies #business

My story ended where so many stories have ended since the Rising: with a man—in this case, my adoptive brother and best friend, Shaun—holding a gun to the base of my skull as the virus in my blood betrayed me, transforming me from a thinking human being into something better suited to a horror movie.


Mira Grant


#zombies #movies

There is no way of stopping death, not here. You can prolong it. But at some point, it is bound to catch up to you.


Nicole Sobon


#ya #zombies #death

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with a hermetically sealed casket and then you dump six feet of dirt on top of it. Over time the earth gets compacted, which can't make it easy to dig through. So even if you're a very angry and determined zombie, you've kind of got your work cut out for you just escaping from the grave. Which was, I suppose, why we got hit with an initial wave of zombie bugs, birds and rodents. I bet some people would say if you've never picked undead mosquitoes out of your teeth, you've never lived. Under that definition, I'd be just as happy to have not lived, thanks.


C.E. Murphy


#zombies #humor

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving


Mira Grant


#funny #possibilities #shooting #zombies #death

Trying, trying, always trying. Trying was my life. I was guaranteed nothing.


Lia Habel


#perserverance #zombies-hope #life

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!


Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world!


Cracked.com


#humor #internet #sassy #zombies #life

Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting.


Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love