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#olympian

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Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #humor #mythology #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #humor

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson

It's okay,” he said. “We're together.” He didn't say you're okay, or we're alive. After all they'd been through over the last year, he knew that the most important thing was that they were together. She loved him for saying that.


Rick Riordan


#annabeth-chase #heroes-of-olympus #inspirational #love #percy-jackson

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.


Russell Mark


#being #olympian #test #ultimate #ultimate test

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?


Rick Riordan


#grandmother #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #son-of-neptune

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.


Tai Odunsi


#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

You sneaked into my cabin?” Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two months. You can’t seriously be worried about getting in trouble with Coach Hedge.” “Uh, have you seen his baseball bat?” “Besides, Seaweed Brain, I just thought we could take a walk. We haven’t had any time to be together alone. I want to show you something—my favorite place aboard the ship.” Percy’s pulse was still in overdrive, but it wasn’t from fear of getting in trouble. “Can I, you know, brush my teeth first?” “You'd better,” Annabeth said. “Because I’m not kissing you until you do. And brush your hair while you’re at it.


Rick Riordan


#coach-hedge #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Gods of Olympus." Piper stared at Leo. "What happened to you?" His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on his forehead, a lipstick mark on his cheek, tattoos all over his arms, and a T-shirt that read HOT STUFF, BAD BOY, and TEAM LEO. "Long story," he said.


Rick Riordan


#leo-valdez #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #piper-mclean #the-mark-of-athena #heroes

Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time.” Hazel frowned. “What is a chicken nugget?” “Oh, man…” Leo shook his head in amazement. “That's right. You’ve missed the last, like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget—” “Doesn’t matter,” Annabeth interrupted.


Rick Riordan


#chicken #hazel-levesque #heroes-of-olympus #leo-valdez #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a twinge of sadness. He should be at Camp Half-Blood right now, settling into his cabin for the summer, teaching sword-fighting lessons in the arena, playing pranks on the other counselors. These kids had no idea just how crazy a summer camp could be.


Rick Riordan


#home #nostalgia #percy-jackson #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #the-heroes-of-olympus






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