#old lady

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. ↗

— Tina Fey

#audience #comedy #down #dress #her

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. ↗

— Louis Nizer

#art #beautiful #lady #nature #old

It sounds kind of farfetched, yet I can't tell you how many people have had this syndrome... the 'Old Hag Syndrome.' Apparently, there's this little old lady who comes into your room at night, sits on your chest and tries to suffocate you. You can Google her - she'll pop up. She's out there. ↗

— George Noory

#chest #comes #google #had #hag

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it. ↗

— Sinead O'Connor

#feel #going #hair #i #lady

I don't want to die an old lady. ↗

— Edith Piaf

#i #lady #old #old lady #want

The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day. ↗

— Alison Krauss

#day #earn #enough #grand #hope

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. ↗