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No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.


A.A. Milne


#eeyore #humor #thinking #thoughts #winnie-the-pooh

Here have a drink' i lifted the goblet, and Stevie Rae took a big gulp. I frowned a little at her. 'what?' she whispered. 'Erik's yummy.


Kristin Cast and P.C. Cast


#stevie-rae-johnson #zoey-redbird #humor

Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—” Holy hypoxia, Batman.


J.R. Ward


#john #humor

You're a punk?' 'What?' 'What do they call people from the eighties?' I asked. 'Oh,' she laughed. It was a beautiful laugh. 'I'm my mother, actually. I mean, these are her clothes from High School. I guess I should tell people I'm Cyndi Lauper though, or something, because dressing up as your mother is pretty lame.' 'I almost dressed up as my mother,' I said, 'but I was worried what my therapist would say.' She laughed again, and I realized that she thought I was joking. It was probably for the best, since telling her the second half of my mom costume - a giant fake butcher knife through the head - would probably freak her out.


Dan Wells


#humor #john-cleaver #morbid #beauty

I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses


Josh Stern


#humor

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.


Neneh Cherry


#because #boil #drunk #fact #getting

Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hair I took umbrage at my mother describing my boyfriend this way. John was the Lord of the Underworld. How else was he supposed to dress?


Meg Cabot


#john-hayden #underworld #death

That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #imagination

I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy,' I said. 'Do you know what that means?' 'It means you're a freak,' he said. 'It means that you're about as important to me as a carboard box,' I said. 'You're just a thing - a piece of garbage that no one's thrown away yet. Is that what you want me to say?' 'Shut up,' said Rob. He was still acting tough, but I could see his bluster was starting to fail. He didn't know what to say. 'The thing about boxes,' I said, 'is that you can open them up. Even though they're completely boring on the outside, there might be something interesting inside. So while you're saying all of these stupid, boring things I'm imagining what it would be like to cut you open and see what you've got in there.


Dan Wells


#humor #john-cleaver #rob #humor

I can almost imagine a happiness without her, the ability to let her go, to feel our roots are connected even if I never see that leaf of grass again.'


John Green


#paper-towns #imagination






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