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No single thing abides; and all things are fucked up.


Philip K. Dick


#humor #postmodern #humor

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.


Mickey Spillane


#crap #guy #hammer #head #him

[I'm] as broke as the ten commandments.


P.G. Wodehouse


#psmith #wodehouse #humor

As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.


P.G. Wodehouse


#wodehouse #humor

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.


P.G. Wodehouse


#comedy #english #humor #jello #jelly

Every faith in the world is based on fabrication. That is the definition of faith-acceptance of that which we imagine to be true, that which we cannot prove. Every religion describes God through metaphor, allegory, and exaggeration, from the early Egyptians through modern Sunday school. Metaphors are a way to help our minds process the unprocessible. The problems arise when we begin to believe literally in our own metaphors.... Should we wave a flag and tell the Buddhists that we have proof the Buddha did not come from a lotus blossom? Or that Jesus was not born of a literal virgin birth? Those who truly understand their faiths understand the stories are metaphorical.


Dan Brown


#dan-brown #god #religion #faith

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.


Mitch Hedberg


#could #crazy #dancer #drive #i

Jenny couldn't believe herself a multiple. She was a mother, a nurse, not that screwball who appeared on the screen like some dysfunctional figment of her imagination trying to find a life. Still, she was coming to a realization that accepting who she was would be the jailer's key to liberate her from this cuckoo's nest.


Judy Byington


#dissociative-identity-diroder #mpd #multiplicity #multipple-personality-disorder #trauma-experiences

Miss Millick wondered just what had happened to Mr. Wran. He kept making the strangest remarks when she took dictation. Just this morning he had quickly turned around and asked, "Have you ever seen a ghost, Miss Millick?" And she had tittered nervously and replied, "When I was a girl there was a thing in white that used to come out of the closet in the attic bedroom when you slept there, and moan. Of course it was just my imagination. I was frightened of lots of things." And he had said, "I don't mean that traditional kind of ghost. I mean a ghost from the world today, with the soot of the factories in its face and the pounding of machinery in its soul. The kind that would haunt coal yards and slip around at night through deserted office buildings like this one. A real ghost. Not something out of books." And she hadn't known what to say. ("Smoke Ghost")


Fritz Leiber


#ghosts #horror #industry #modernity #imagination

Like the Hindu in Belfast who was asked whether he was a Catholic Hindu or a Protestant Hindu, those of us who follow this fresh reading of the New Testament want to say to our critics right and left, ‘Don’t imagine that because we don’t check all your fundamentalist boxes, we must be modernists, or that because we don’t check all your modernist boxes, we must be fundamentalists.


N.T. Wright


#modernists #new-testament #sbl #imagination






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