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#oda

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I'm the hip-hop Quincy Jones of today.


Wyclef Jean


#i #jones #today

The politician's promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.


Mackenzie King


#promises #taxes #today #yesterday

The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.


Harriet Beecher Stowe


#past #present #really #today

If I could somehow know the future, then now should not be like this time.


Toba Beta


#future #life #past #present #time-travel

A year from now you may wish you had started today.


Karen Lamb


#goals #procrastination #today

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.


Winston Churchill


#drinking #drunkenness #retort #today

What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#humour #sarcasm #today

She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the flitting shadow of an elf owl. We did not know what to make of her. In our minds we tried to pin her to a cork board like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew.


Jerry Spinelli


#today

Hope is hugging me, holding me in its arms, wiping away my tears and telling me that today and tomorrow and two days from now I will be just fine and I'm so delirious I actually dare to believe it.


Tahereh Mafi


#today

There was a sudden commotion in front of us. The Seelie had just sifted in, minus V'Lane, in close proximity to Ryodan, Lor, and Fade. I wasn't sure who was more disgusted. Or homicidal. Velvet hissed. "You have no right to be here!" "Kill it." Ryodan said flatly. "Don't you dare!" I heard Jo snap. "Fucking faeries," Lor muttered.


Karen Marie Moning


#humor






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