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Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 



Jarod Kintz


#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

Yesterday was the last day on the calender of the past. Tomorrow will be the first day on the calender of the future. Today is both the first and the last day of the present. Use it well.


Israelmore Ayivor


#calender #days #first #food-for-thought #future

One needs a Seer's Vision and an Angel's voice to be of any avail. I do not know of any Indian man or woman today who has those gifts in their most complete measure.


Sarojini Naidu


#any #avail #complete #gifts #i

He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?” I snicker. “Something funny here.” “You. All prickly and pissed ’cause there’s something you don’t know. Got to call on the megaservices of the Mega.” “Ever occur to you I’m using you for reasons your inferior human brain can’t begin to understand.


Karen Marie Moning


#ryodan #funny

We need to bridge the gap between the medical libraries and the hospital rooms; take the information out there already, add to it, focus it, harness it - and bring it to the patient who was just diagnosed today.


Bruce Vento


#already #between #bridge #bring #diagnosed

The big and the fast beat the small and the fast. If you check out the NBA today, they're big and fast.


Rick Wagoner


#big #check #fast #nba #out

People say I pay too much attention to the look of a movie but for God's sake, I'm not producing a Radio 4 Play for Today, I'm making a movie that people are going to look at.


Ridley Scott


#god #going #i #look #making

That which today calls itself science gives us more and more information, and indigestible glut of information, and less and less understanding.


Edward Abbey


#gives #glut #information #itself #less

Your hand can seize today, but not tomorrow; and thoughts of your tomorrow are nothing but desire. Don’t waste this breath, if your heart isn’t crazy, since "the rest of your life" won’t last forever.


Omar Khayyám


#desire #future #life #present #thoughts

Today NBC makes certain content available online and I can't imagine we will change that process.


Brian Roberts


#certain #change #content #i #imagine






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