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#obit

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When a writer dies you get a higher standard of obituary.


Arthur Smith


#get #higher #higher standard #obituary #standard

The clear awareness of having been born into a losing struggle need not lead one into despair. I do not especially like the idea that one day I shall be tapped on the shoulder and informed, not that the party is over but that it is most assuredly going on—only henceforth in my absence. (It's the second of those thoughts: the edition of the newspaper that will come out on the day after I have gone, that is the more distressing.) Much more horrible, though, would be the announcement that the party was continuing forever, and that I was forbidden to leave. Whether it was a hellishly bad party or a party that was perfectly heavenly in every respect, the moment that it became eternal and compulsory would be the precise moment that it began to pall.


Christopher Hitchens


#atheism #death #despair #eternal-life #heaven

Without death there is little innovation. Extinction - death of a species - is part and parcel of evolutionary change. In the absence of this kind of extinction new developments would not prosper. In our own history, periods when ideas have been perpetuated by dogma, preventing the replacement of old by new ideas, have also been times of stultifying stagnation. The Dark Ages in western society were the most static, least innovative of times. So the fact that trilobites were replaced by batches of successive species through their long history was a testimony to their evolutionary vigour.


Richard Fortey


#death #evolution #extinction #innovation #trilobites

[José] Saramago for the last 25 years stood his own with any novelist of the Western world [..] He was the equal of Philip Roth, Gunther Grass, Thomas Pynchon and Don DeLillo. His genius was remarkably versatile — he was at once a great comic and a writer of shocking earnestness and grim poignancy. It is hard to believe he will not survive.


Harold Bloom


#obituary #equality

When they write my obituary. Tomorrow. Or the next day. It will say, Leo Gursky is survived by an apartment full of shit


Nicole Krauss


#love #obituary #romance #death

Sure, in a ninja's world, those who violate the rules and fail to follow orders...are lower than garbage. However...those who do not care for and support their fellows...are even lower than that!" - Obito Uchiha


Masashi Kishimoto


#obito #rules

Will you no come back again? Better loved you’ll never be, And will you no come back again?


James Hogg


#james #jocobite-relics #love #love

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.


Erma Bombeck


#ever #got #i #items #mother

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.


Albert Brooks


#die #first #i #obituary #screwed

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.


Bill Cosby


#begin #coffee #day #each #else






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