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I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#country #critics #greatest #had #i

I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen. ↗

— John Stamos

#charlie #charlie sheen #especially #i #replace

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#bladder #day #decided #everything #examined

My reality is the misconceptions about me. ↗

— Tori Spelling

#me #misconceptions #reality

It's a hard process to navigate... to figure out where your kid ought to go to college. ↗

— Margaret Spellings

#figure #go #hard #kid #navigate

Our South Australian farmers left their holdings in the hands of their wives and children too young to take with them, but almost all of them returned to grow grain and produce to send to Victoria. ↗

— Catherine Helen Spence

#australian #children #farmers #grain #grow

Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive. ↗

— James Patterson

#euphemisms #humor #max #maximum-ride #maxride

When I step on the field, it's on. I know it's time to go to work. ↗

— Ray Lewis

#go #i #know #step #time

It is never too early to encourage long-term savings. ↗

— Ron Lewis

#encourage #long-term #never #savings #too

Big studio comedies are such a headache. ↗

— Penelope Spheeris

#comedies #headache #studio #such