#ny

I have spoken to many, many Indian chiefs who say they have no objection whatsoever to the nickname. ↗

— Jack K. Cooke

#i #indian #many #nickname #objection

Nobody's going to write a book about me, because nobody's going to find anything worth writing a book about. ↗

— Jack K. Cooke

#anything #because #book #find #going

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. ↗

— Steven Wright

#country #cross #cross country #great #live

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump. ↗

— Tre Cool

#computers #each #enjoy #go #i

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. ↗

— Tre Cool

#childhood #i #means #normal #normal childhood

A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #love #suffocation #funny

For many, immaturity is an ideal, not a defect. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#ideal #immaturity #many

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#every #irony #regards #simple #simple truth

A blunt statement can be as false as any other. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#blunt #false #other #statement

People who abhor solitude may abhor company almost as much. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#almost #company #may #much #people